manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: the feeling of soap rolling off your hands under running water

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: the feeling of soap rolling off your hands under running water

hiroakifukuda:

Long overdue Iceland Part 1

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georgetakei:

From a fan. Oh, this poor, poor woman.
Source: That’s What She Said

georgetakei:

From a fan. Oh, this poor, poor woman.

Source: That’s What She Said

flemingmuseumofart:

Teacup with mustache guard. Glazed porcelain, gold. c. 1885. German. Gift of Dr. Clifford Leonard.

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catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

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brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

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aplentee:

This week’s new limited edition tee is now on sale over at Aplentee.comAND we are giving buyers the chance to GET 25% OFF some ‘Slightly Spooky Shirts' from our showcase at the same time!

This week’s new tee is ‘Nightmare' by TheDuc which is on sale for the special price of £11/€13/$15. With Halloween fast approaching, if you buy Nightmare, you can also grab up to 2 shirts from our 'Slightly Spooky Shirts' selection with 25% off. See details here.

The shirts included in this week’s spooky-ish deal are pictured above and are; Monster PartyKeep Calm and RunItchy KruegerJapanese Monster and God of Death. So, rather than splash out on an expensive costume for Halloween this year (or spend ages making one), why not just pick up a couple of these t-shirts!?

You’ll also get FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING if you buy any 3 t-shirts from us at the moment. See all of the t-shirts we currently have on sale here.

If you prefer the idea of getting your tees free you should make sure you subscribe to our newsletter. Every week one lucky subscriber gets a free shirt of their choice, including free worldwide shipping. Join here.

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chauvinistsushi:

meepitperson:

Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.

gonna reblog this till I stop tumbling

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sashayed:

Area Woman Losing Her Damn Mind, No One Cares

Welcome to college.

sashayed:

Area Woman Losing Her Damn Mind, No One Cares

Welcome to college.